Fail.

I smell good.

I am wearing Amouage Epic Woman.

Sorry.  I can't save you money--Amouage scents cost a bundle.  I can't yet speak intelligently about it--the first time I applied, I thought it was a no-go.  At this moment, I am VERY happy with my investment in a split.

So, as far as review or public service go... "fail."

However, you do know how I came to have in my possession that which I have discussed.  Which is an issue that is being discussed in bloggery right now.  And I shall attempt to take up next.